Discworld MUD

Discworld is a multi-user dungeon based on the books by Terry Pratchett. Right now I am a level seven Mano Rossa Assassin. Yesterday, I was going about my business in Discworld, killing pigeons, cats, dogs, and cockroaches to gain experience. Then I considered a group of NPCs and noted that one, a fat child was weaker than me. I then preceded to stab and kill the fat child with my stilettos. After he died, and I buried him in the ground I was attacked by a watchman who I didn't notice when I considered all. I was no match for him, so I fled. Then he caught and handcuffed me and took me to jail. I used the command godmother help to get myself out. Then I went about my business, realizing that they had confiscated my stilettos when I tried to punch a cat (haha). Well, I found two short swords on the ground and started killing small animals again (sorry for all of you animal lovers out there, that is just how you play the game.), when another watchman caught me and took me to jail. This time I was going to see what happened. They said I was arrested for escaping from jail, trying to evade the police twice, resisting arrest, and the murder of something. My sentence was forty minutes of jail time, which is only about ten minutes of realtime (What? No capital punishment?). At the end I got all of my stuff back too: Two stilettos, two daggers, two short swords, everything. All in all it was a fairly exciting weekend for Yrael the Wannabe Hitman of the Mano Rossa. Also, just wanted to thank Juraj for getting me into a game that makes it look like I'm doing work.